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Choad Cheese Scents:
Horny | Dirty Hippie | Arvind's Mom's Coconut Curry | Beer | Destiny | Egg Noggin'
Jovian's Brazilian | Maple Bacon | PBJ | Root Beer Float | Bubblegum Ice Cream
PDXotic Dancer
| Pretty Boy Beavon | Stoner Kibble | CDXX | Hot Cocoa

7Bubblegum
Ice Cream

100g Choad = $20.00
(You may select quantities at checkout)

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You know how you'll be out for ice cream and you're screwing around pretending your cone is a fighter jet and you're like "rrrrrrrrr, rrrrrrrrrr, zzzzzzzzzzrrrrrrrrahhhhhh" and you start dive bombing your sister Tracy's noggin and you're strafing her and she's yelling "stop, stop!" and waving her stupid little arms around and she has this freckle the shape of a seahorse and you start yelling "sea HORSE!" and WHAM, she knocks your entire scoop of bubblegum ice cream onto your lap and it falls onto the floor and you look over at your mom and she's already pulling a Kleenex from her purse and then she licks it and starts rubbing your crotch with it in a futile attempt to clean up your pants and people are looking at your mom rubbing your crotch with a Kleenex and you're trying to push her hands away but she has these bony little knuckles and she's STRONG dude, and now your crotch is all pink and smells like cigarettes and gin and you're 44 years old and, well...shit, this scent is for you.

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Amazon.com Reviews

"I bought wax off their website. the wax is fast and smells really good, try it out you'll be really happy with it."
rodge

"I'll say I was incredibly satisfied with Choad Cheese Wax and with their customer service. After reading about this wax on a snowboard forum, I visited their website and got a good vibe from it. Typically I buy whatever's the cheapest as far as wax goes and have never been real loyal in that regard, but after getting this quality of wax for the price and really enjoying how absurd, fun and true they are to snowboarding I'll be buying more of this and trying out some of the other smells that Choad Cheese offers."
Frankdaycastle

"The first time I put this wax on my board I was able to do 3 days of hard riding at Mt. Bachelor, and it was silky smooth. On the third day my board wasn't starting to chug like it normally does with the Swix stuff I usually get. I'll be checking out the other 'flavors' but so far this one does the trick!"
J. Leighton




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