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Choad Cheese Scents:
Horny | Dirty Hippie | Arvind's Mom's Coconut Curry | Beer | Destiny | Egg Noggin'
Jovian's Brazilian | Maple Bacon | PBJ | Root Beer Float | Bubblegum Ice Cream
PDXotic Dancer
| Pretty Boy Beavon | Stoner Kibble | CDXX

7Horny

100g Choad = $20.00
(You may select quantities at checkout)

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Remember Britney Spears' performance at the 2000 MTV Music Video Awards where she came out wearing a pinstriped black suit and fedora while singing Satisfaction from The Rolling Stones and then outta nowhere, WHOOSH…she rips her pants and jacket off and she's wearing this shiny platinum bra and panty dealie, and her body, GOOD GRAVY MAN her body is HARD! and she's pimpwalking her abs around the stage like some python of diabolical muscle and you're like BOY-YOY-YOYNG and you're thinking I'D LIKE TO SCRUB MY FUNKYASS SNOWBOARD SOCKS CLEAN ON THAT TUMMY and then, like ten years later, you're the mascot for some rad snowboard wax company and you're standing in line for some elk jerky at the Portland Farmer's Market and the teenage girl handing you your meat is radiating this fragrance and you're like BOY-YOY-YOYNG and you ask WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU WEARING?? And she says Fantasy by Britney Spears in this wilting coo and at this point you're an angry compass pointing DUE NORTH and you're charging seven hundred pounds of elk jerky to your credit card just so you can prolong your immersion in that bonercloud.

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Amazon.com Reviews

"I bought wax off their website. the wax is fast and smells really good, try it out you'll be really happy with it."
rodge

"I'll say I was incredibly satisfied with Choad Cheese Wax and with their customer service. After reading about this wax on a snowboard forum, I visited their website and got a good vibe from it. Typically I buy whatever's the cheapest as far as wax goes and have never been real loyal in that regard, but after getting this quality of wax for the price and really enjoying how absurd, fun and true they are to snowboarding I'll be buying more of this and trying out some of the other smells that Choad Cheese offers."
Frankdaycastle

"The first time I put this wax on my board I was able to do 3 days of hard riding at Mt. Bachelor, and it was silky smooth. On the third day my board wasn't starting to chug like it normally does with the Swix stuff I usually get. I'll be checking out the other 'flavors' but so far this one does the trick!"
J. Leighton




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